Canary

How do you get songs out of your head? I need some help, because my brain has been like an iPod with only one song, stuck on endless repeat. Or maybe shuffle. But it’s still just one song. I’m a regular victim of catchy music. I find myself whistling tunes for days at a time. […]

Worry is a good thing. Right? I mean, it can be a good thing. Like, if you never worried about cavities, tooth decay, or gingivitis, you would probably never brush your teeth, because who wants to do that mind-numbing chore at least twice a day? Seriously, I don’t understand how you humans get along with […]