Well, tax season is drawing to a close. How did you do this year? I managed to make it through the federal and state rigmarole with my humble bank account still intact, and I should be getting a little extra spending money coming my way soon! Someoneās buying the fancy millet next time she goes shopping.
I wish I could say the same for Californiaās already cash-strapped counties, cities, and school districts, which will have to pay out the wazoo, thanks to a recent decision from the California Public Employeeās Retirement System (CalPERS).
I get that CalPERS and the IRS arenāt the same thing, but stick with me.
CalPERS is essentially a collection agency that pays the pensions of all retired California public employees. Public entities throughout the state pay CalPERS for more than 1.6 million current and retired workers who are part of the system. That money is then invested in stocks, bonds, and the real estate market, and the returns are used to pay retired workersā pensions.
The city of Santa Maria, for example, contributes about 15 percent of its general fund to CalPERS each year (or approximately $8.2 million of its $54.7 million budget).
However, a recent decision from the CalPERS Board of Administration will require all state-funded employers to increase those pension contributions substantially. āHow substantially?ā I assume youāre asking. For Santa Maria alone, weāre looking at an additional $1 million in payments, according to City Manager Rick Haydon.
While talking to one of our staff writers, Haydon likened the pending payment to a āslow moving tidal wave thatās coming toward us. How we get there is the question; the known answer is we have to pay that additional million dollars.ā
A higher-up with another city summarized it this way: āItās going to put us in a world of pain.ā
Based on some press releases and a funding risk report from CalPERS I found online, it sounds like the board made its change because it wants to be 100 percent funded within the next 30 years. CalPERS plans are currently funded at between 65 and 80 percent.
I donāt know about you, but that sounds like an astronomical jump to me. Itās a noble proposal, but when have you ever heard of a government system being fully funded? And where is the money going to come from? Our schools can barely afford paper and pencils, and yet theyāre expected to fork over millions of additional dollars to help pay for pensions. Iām not a math genius, but something just doesnāt add up.
It sounds like some employersāthe cities of Stockton and San Bernardino, specificallyāare having trouble with the numbers, too. Both Stockton and San Bernardino filed for bankruptcy last year. City officials and creditors are arguing that the citiesā obligations to CalPERS are pre-empted by federal bankruptcy creditors. I donāt know about you, but fighting for money that isnāt there seems, um, counter-productive?
According to a CalPERS report, if the bankruptcy court rules that a city like San Bernardino doesnāt have to fund the pension system, other struggling CalPERS public agencies could be tempted to alter their contributions through bankruptcy proceedings as well.
So ⦠Iām sorry, my brain just shut down. This is such a major fluster cluck that I just donāt know what to say. How did we get into this mess? All I know is that weāre not going to get out of it by simply demanding that employers pay more money. The entire system needs to be scrutinized, and employers and employees need to negotiate some kind of agreement that would spread the burden more evenly. But that would probably take lots of time and maybe even legal action, so I doubt it will happen.
Luckily, the increase wonāt go into effect until the 2015-2016 fiscal year, so employers will have plenty of time to come up with the cash.
The Canary is confused. Help her out at canary@santamariasun.com.
This article appears in Apr 25 – May 2, 2013.

