Uriel Chavez
student
“Hitler. There are a lot of reasons why, but his ‘womanly’ mustache is the main reason.”
Jason Anderson
cashier
“Andrew Jackson, since he was such an imposing figure from history—the only president to tell the Supreme Court what to do.”
Chris Ethridge
barista
“Andrew Jackson, because he’s a thug. He’s dangerous, has a ruthless personality, and doesn’t take anything from anyone. I guess we have the same personality.”
Luis Garcia
student
“Hitler. I wanna see if he can stand one-on-one with someone.”
This article appears in Apr 15-22, 2010.





