Worry is a good thing.
Right?
I mean, it can be a good thing. Like, if you never worried about cavities, tooth decay, or gingivitis, you would probably never brush your teeth, because who wants to do that mind-numbing chore at least twice a day? Seriously, I donāt understand how you humans get along with your teeth. A beak is so much simpler, so much sleeker, so much more aesthetically pleasing.
But Iām guessing you get my point. Once you stop worrying, you stop brushing, and then comes the bad breath and the staining and the smile that would make Jaws wince.
But worry can be a bad thing, too, like when you start obsessing over oral hygiene and over-floss. Have you ever seen photos of an over-flossing victim? They arenāt pretty.
I assume.
Forget about brushing. Think of it like this: Worry is like salt. A little goes a long way, and too much can ruin whatever it is youāre cooking up. And it can lead to heart disease.
The problem is finding that happy medium between too much and too little. Especially where guns are concerned.
Now donāt stop reading just because I used the āgā word. Of course, if you did stop reading, youāre not reading this now, so Iām pretty much preaching to the choir that doesnāt mind hearing one more voice in the great debate thatās dividing the nation.
From what I hear around the office, this paper is flooded with letters, commentaries, essays, and articles each weekāfrom locals and from across the nation. Everybody has something to say about guns, whether the argument is that weāre safer with more of them around or that the only way to protect our childrenās lives is to ban them.
Iāll say this now: I donāt have the answer. Iāll also say that I donāt have the utmost confidence in the bulk of society to do the right thingāespecially en masseāso knowing that my friends and neighbors and co-workers and passersby could be armed and ready at a momentās notice to protect the lives of those around them by quickly and accurately hitting a definite threat in the form of a crazy person with a gun of his or her own doesnāt make me feel safer. Iām just being honest. People tend to panic in emergencies and threatening situations, and while there are probably folks out there with great aim and the ability to make calm, rational decisions while the world around them goes to hell, such people are also likely to be jostled by the screaming, teeming masses clambering to exit the area as soon as possible. Iāve seen Jaws. When lives are in dangerāeven from a kid with a cardboard fināpeople get trampled into the surf and left to suck wet sand.
Anyway.
I write about this now, because a couple weeks back, in mid-January, a robbery suspect being followed by law enforcement on city streetsāall of them in cars, not on footātriggered a precautionary lockdown of local schools. Students and staffers were never in any danger. Again, it was a precautionary measure.
But the Santa Maria Police Department reported that a Fesler Junior High School student called family members to report that there was a man on campus with a gun.
Any mother or father whoās heard the words āSandy Hookā will immediately understand the heart-stopping, chill-inducing impact of such a call.
The family member called the police, who rushed to the school until the miscommunication was discovered. Fortunately, this story has a happy ending.
So does the story that began and ended Feb. 4, when officers responded to a report of kids who maybe had a rifle heading towardāagaināFesler. Another lockdown ensued, until everything was deemed safe.
Thatās two lockdowns in less than a month, both of which were precautionary and both of which started with the threat of a gun. Actually, the idea of a gun. The suspicion of a gun.
That really sucks.
If I were a local official, Iād make the same call. Because you have to. If thereās a hint of a threat in the air, childrenās safety comes first. You have to lock down the students.
So why am I also frustrated at what happened? Why am I peeved that weāre all so worked up we canāt allow our students to enjoy an education free from worryāworry that leads them to assume a gunman is imminently threatening their lives on campus when theyāre essentially pulled back from the windows as a police chase goes by?
Too much worry is going to create problems of its own. But, as I already said, I donāt have an answer. Maybe Iām just venting this week. Maybe the only rational response to the seemingly ever-present tension that is life these days is to talk about it.
Sorry, but you all are certainly cheaper than a therapist.
The Canary rarely salts her birdseed. Send comments to canary@santamariasun.com.
This article appears in Mar 7-14, 2013.

