
I really do appreciate it that when I flap my wings or run my beak people are actually listening. I love to hear from you, I really do, but why is it that so many of my admirers only write to me when Iāve pissed them off?
And why do they usually write when I have something to say about President Donald Trump?
Well, weāll get to that, I have lots to say on the matterābut first some housekeeping.
It looks like the Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisorsā approval of a good faith agreement with the Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians about Camp 4 wonāt be allowed to rest.
I know, I know, Iām tired of talking about Camp 4 too, this has been going on for nearly a decade after all, but Anne Crawford-Hall isnāt ready to let the countyās decision stand uncontested. She filed a written declaration in support of the restraining order her company filed against the county and the supervisors, just two days after their decision on Oct. 31 and after her initial restraining order was shot down.
You see, Camp 4 used to be part of the property Crawford-Hall inherited, San Lucas Ranch, but the property was split off and owned by her uncle, according the restraining order. After her uncle died, his kids sold the property to Fess Parker of Davy Crockett fame, who then sold it to the Chumash.
Crawford-Hall is upset that the Chumashās proposed development will ruin the view from her property and ājeopardize [her] enjoyment of the San Lucas Ranch.ā But hereās the kickerāshe doesnāt even live there anymore!
According to the restraining order, Crawford-Hall lives in Texas, but she cited her familyās three generations on the ranch as her claim to keeping Camp 4 unaltered.
Iām sorry, Anne, but I think the Chumash might have you beat on the whole argument from lineage.
I just find it a little more than frustrating that after Santa Barbara Countyās decisions have cost us taxpayers untold dollars in litigation, lost revenue from the $1 million per year deal the Chumash first proposed, and just years of wasted time, Crawford-Hall wants to tie up more time and money on this matter, all for something that she canāt do anything about.
I agree with what Andy Caldwell has to say on the matter (never thought Iād say that!), which is that hopefully we can move past all the nonsense surrounding Camp 4 and lay the subject and the decision to rest.
But you know what else is nowhere near an endāRobert Muellerās investigation into possible collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia.
I know this triggers a whole swath of people, like Jan Lipski, who chastised me in a letter on page 15 for talking about this. Yes Jan, I know ātreasonā is a serious accusation, but itās one that is currently being thrown around the Justice Department right now, if you didnāt know.
And by the way, Jan ever so slyly mentions the āreal news,ā which says the Mueller investigation as āin the weeds.ā Hmm, which news outlet could she be talking about?
Itās no secret that President Trump hates CNN and NBC, and that his preferred news outlet is Fox News. He calls the latter two āthe fake newsā all the time. Itās worth noting that the term āfake newsā was coined to explain the propaganda war waged online by largely Russian accounts that posted untrue stories on fraudulent news sites during the 2016 election. āFake newsā isnāt something you simply disagree with or donāt want to believe.
Iām no fan of either CNN or Fox, I think news should be read and not watched for the most part. All you get on TV news is panelists arguing about the work print journalists do anyway, so opinion often gets confused with reporting.
But, letās talk a little bit more about āfake news.ā
Right-wing media outlets were all in a frenzy running up to Nov. 4, when āAntifaāāthe āanti-fascistā extreme left-wing collectiveāwas supposedly planning a series of protests aimed at oustering President Trump and Vice President Mike Pence.
Things got to a fever pitch though when a left-wing troll account on Twitter named Krang T. Nelson tweeted the following: ācanāt wait for November 4th when millions of antifa supersoldiers will behead all white parents and small business owners in the town square.ā
Sounds kind of crazy, but Krang was admittedly goofing on the āalt-rightā Twitter community that characterizes āAntifaā as a bloodthirsty cult waiting to cave-in the skull of anyone wearing a āMake America Great Againā hat and further a race war against white Americans.
Even though Krang is an obvious comedian who trolls right-wing Twitter users constantly, the āreal newsā outlets went with his single tweet as if it signified an actual āAntifa apocalypse.ā So, when nothing happened on Nov. 4, right-wing Twitter users (including many ābotā accounts) began drawing lines that didnāt exist.
When Sen. Rand Paulās (R-Kentucky) neighbor tackled the senator over some kind of domestic dispute, fracturing Paulās ribs, Twitter and right-wing media exploded with assumptions. āHere it is!ā they said, āThe Antifa uprising has begun!ā
The following day, Nov. 5, after the horrific mass shooting in Sutherland Springs, Texas, at a Baptist church there, some of the same people immediately called the gunman, Devin P. Kelley, a āsocialist leftistā or part of āAntifa.ā
Turns out Kelley was a deranged domestic abuser who was discharged from the United States Air Force after being court martialed for beating his wife and son, escaped from a mental health facility in 2012, and at one point that year tried to sneak guns onto an Air Force base, according to The New York Times. Not a good guy.
That kind of knee-jerk jumping to conclusions isnāt just unethicalāitās downright dangerous. Up is down and down is up among not just the most extreme on the political spectrum, itās going on in the halls of power. White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders accused Hillary Clintonās campaign of colluding with Russia after Muellerās first indictments were served on Oct. 30. Clinton colluded with Russia against herself? How do you figure that one, Sarah?
But the White House has the āreal newsā on its side, doesnāt it? Sean Hannity recently referred to Clinton as āPresident Clinton,ā and he wasnāt talking about Slick Willy, while trying to further the Clinton/Russia distraction. The same day that Muellerās indictments against Paul Manafort and Richard Gates were unsealed, Fox was literally reporting about Google changing its cheeseburger emoji.
Well, now Fox is saying that Trump should fire Mueller, straight up, after he already fired the guy in charge of the investigation, former FBI Director James Comey. Look, Trump supporters can believe whatever they want about Mueller, but Iād ask them to look up another name before they get on the āyouāre firedā train: Archibald Cox.
The Canary knows an elephant never forgets. Send your thoughts to canary@santamariasun.com.
This article appears in Nov 9-16, 2017.

