I want to touch it, but that sort of thing is frowned upon.Ā
Layers and layers of thick black, red, and white paint ebb and flow to create the likeness of none other than Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump. At the top of the painting are the words āCanāt Evenā and below is a direct quote from the man who may or may not have smaller than average sized hands: āWhen Mexico sends its people, theyāre not sending their best. Theyāre bringing drugs. Theyāre bringing crime. Theyāre rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.ā

Canāt you just hear his voice in your head?
When real estate tycoon and reality TV star Trump declared his candidacy in June of 2015, a large chunk of the country assumed it was a joke. But Los Osos-based street artist Robbie Conal wasnāt laughing.Ā
āI never thought it was a joke,ā Conal said. āIf itās a joke, itās really not funny. I can see Trump as the symptom of the Republicans getting what they deserve. But itās so nasty. Itās so based on hate, fear, and ignorance. Thatās dangerous stuff.ā
So Conal did what he does best: He turned his Trump paintings into posters and took to the streets from the West Coast to the East Coast. Heās not the only local artist to take on Trump, or other political figures, in this highly divisive election season. There are Trump piƱatas flowing into Santa Maria from Los Angeles, paintings that pay homage to Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton (and the fallen but still loved Bernie Sanders), and comic book style depictions of SLO mayoral candidates Jan Marx and Heidi Harmon. These artists have thoughts they canāt keep to themselves spilling out through their chosen media, rushing to get into the votersā consciousness before that Nov. 8 Election Day rolls around.
Americaās Trump card
While supporters of Trump laud his business savvy and the fact that heās a political outsider as reasons to back The Donald, heās also insulted nearly every group out thereāwomen, immigrants, pretty much all people of color, members of the LGBTQ community, and, of course, the press. Still, when Conal put up a GoFundMe page asking for $8,500 to print and ship Trump posters around the country for guerilla activists to plaster across their hometowns, he was surprised to see the money pour in. So far, the page has raised $11,564.Ā

āPeople are a little bit upset,ā Conal said.Ā
The term āCanāt Evenā emblazoned on one of his Trump posters is something Conal picked up from a millennial-aged assistant. The words tickled the artist, who has been satirizing political figures since the 1980s. His other Trump poster features the Republican nominee wagging his finger at you as he makes a snarling face. The word āBullyā screams at you from the top and āCulpritā does the same from the bottom. Itās a play on āBully Pulpit,ā a term coined by President Theodore Roosevelt to refer to the White House as being a platform to advocate an agenda. So far, more than 2,000 prints of the Republican presidential nomineeās face have gone up in cities and towns across the nation. From the end of September through the end of October, Conal will go on another postering tour with like-minded folks, putting several thousand copies of Trumpās face up across the country from Portland to Washington, D.C. Itās a lot of work, but Conal isnāt necessarily expecting to change hearts and minds.
āI do it because Iām compelled to do it, to express myself in public about issues I care about. I think itās hubris for an artist to think they can change someoneās mind about issues they care about. Now, to tickle them into thinking along with me about those issues? Thatās more like it,ā Conal said.Ā
Feeling drawn to create also got one of Conalās art comrades, Arroyo Grande-based Mark Bryan, into making a political statement of his own. Bryan initially resisted satirizing Trump in one of his paintings. It felt too easy. But then against all odds, the Republican Party, which boasted more than 15 presidential hopefuls leading up to the primaries, crowned Trump as its pick.
āNo one expected him to win [the nomination], but it got sort of alarming because he did win and his message is really an awful, racist message,ā Bryan said. āBut whatās frightening is that there are so many Americans that like what heās saying.ā

One of Bryanās paintings, Trump-O-Matic, depicts Trump in his element, standing at the podium captivating a crowd of his followers. A tiny, Mini Me-sized Trump stands behind a giant mechanical Trump, pushing buttons labeled as fear, hate, and lie as he smiles at a reflection of himself in a mirror. Lilā Trump stands atop a jail filled with Mexicans and Muslims. The crowd goes wild.
āI was kind of thinking of the wizard behind the curtain in the Wizard of Oz. Heās this little baby, he has this big faƧade, and the reason why people like him is he pushes these buttons,ā Bryan said. āThereās two candidates that are really unpopular. I donāt think Hillary would have a chance if they had a normal Republican. The blue collar and middle class people arenāt winning anymore. Things have been getting worse for them the last 20 years, and theyāre getting angry, and thatās when a demagogue can rise.ā
If paintings of The Donald arenāt your cup of tea, another Arroyo Grande-based artist, Jan Dungan, crafted something totally different. The Australian native felt a tad bored last year while making teapots in a ceramics class at Allan Hancock College, until inspiration struck.
āI didnāt want to make teapots,ā Dungan said. āIāve got so many teapots and no room at home. The word ādespotā popped into my head and I thought, āIāll make a series of despots.āā
So now the faces of people like Trump, Fidel Castro, and Adolph Hitler adorn a set of teapots that will be featured in the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Center Galleryās election-themed exhibitāOMG, We are All in this Togetherāin SLO starting Oct. 29. To be more accurate Dungan categorizes the teapot with Trumpās likeness on it as a ācrackpotā but feels he still fits in with the others.Ā

āTheyāre all really unpleasant people,ā Dungan said.Ā
As anger about the upcoming election comes to a boil, a small party supply shop in Santa Maria is offering up a solution. For just $25, a Trump piƱata can be the hit of the next party.
Santos Novedades & Party Rentals is currently sold out of Trump piƱatas. Theyāre made in Los Angeles and are understandably popular with the largely Mexican population in Santa Maria.
āItās funny to hit and break them,ā said Diana Santos, an employee at the store. āAt first I didnāt think it would be popular, but everyone wanted one.ā
PiƱata Trump, like his human predecessor, has beaten the odds.Ā
Amid Conalās Trump pieces sits another painting of someone who almost beat the odds. A black and white painting of a kindly looking Sanders is set against a blue background with the words āBernie Knowsā running across the top and bottom. While Conal has supported and followed Bernie Sanders for nearly his entire political career, he wonāt be writing in Sandersā name or refusing to vote come Nov. 8.Ā
āIām going to vote for Hillary as many times as I can,ā Conal said.Ā
Who runs the world?
From the beginning everyone said, āThereās no way Trump will win the nomination,ā and then he did. When pitted against Clinton, a former first lady, senator, and secretary of state, it seemed it could be an easy win for the Democrats. But current national polls show Clinton pulling only 1 or 2 percentage points ahead of Trump.Ā

While women across the country wait with bated breath to see the first female win the presidency, detractors cling to problems like Clintonās email scandal and previous support of the war in Iraq. Clinton may have a good chance of being the next commander in chief, but itās not a sure thing.
Ethel Landers, an artist based in Nipomo and the curator for the GALA Center Gallery in SLO, knows Clinton isnāt perfect but still thinks sheās the best person for the job. Both of her Hillary pieces are soft, flattering watercolor portraits. One has the words āWe are better together,ā written on the bottom. The other is a profile of Clinton with the words āWoman Wife Mother Lawyer First Lady Senator Secretary of State Presidentā stacked up on one side and āThank you for your service written on the other.
āSheās two years older than I am,ā Landers said. āShe could be sitting back with her feet up, playing with her grandkids, but sheās still out there with her talents trying to make the world a better place. Thereās still a big chunk of Americans that donāt want a woman in charge of anything.ā

Whether they want it or not, San Miguel-based artist David Settino Scott, thinks the balance of power will shift from men to women, and he doesnāt even like Clinton. He thinks the patriarchy thatās standard across the world will give way to matriarchy in the coming years. This idea is highlighted in his sculptural piece, The Decapitation of Patriarchy, which features a headless bull-like beast standing on the top shelf. It boasts a single, beaten up metal wing. On the shelf below sits its head. It currently has no genitalia to speak of, but thatās coming. Scott canāt decide if the beast should have a big penis, a pencil-like one, or have it going all the way down so that it touches the tip of the tongue.
āOnce you do it, itās there. Itās sculpture; you canāt erase it,ā Scott said. āIf heās a warrior heās probably impotent and gets his kicks from guns.ā
While straight-up equality might be a good next stop, Scott isnāt sure most men can handle it.
āA middle ground is the best thing, but looking at history and Egyptian history in particular, they had some matriarchs that were the best pharaohs Egypt ever had. Hatshepsut decided to trade with people [instead of conquering them]. Scholars today say she was the best pharaoh Egypt ever had. There are more women in politics every day and thatās great. The men will never give up anything unless theyāre liberated in their minds. Machismo is very phony.ā
Make SLO Great again
Meanwhile in SLO, one of the happiest places on earth, itās actually really hard to find a place to live, which tends to put a sizeable dent in said happiness.Ā

Cal Poly alumni Phil Hurst loves SLO so much he created his own company Live Local Apparel, which puts images from iconic sights like Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa and the Fremont Theater on T-shirts. But Hurst, now in his 30s, struggles with watching friend after friend pack up and leave town because SLO is too expensive. Earlier this year, Hurst and his roommate were turned out of their 116-year-old (but livable) house in SLO after the cityās rental housing inspection program created stricter standards for landlords. While Hurst found a new place, he lost a roommate to the competitive rental market. Ā
So after becoming a bit more involved with the local political scene, Hurst created a new website, saveslo.com, to inform residents about their local leaders, and a new T-shirt, this one showcasing comic book-esque drawings of the candidates running for SLO City Council and mayor. Under mayoral candidates Jan Marx and Heidi Harmon are the words āSLO Sledgehammerā and āForce of Nature,ā respectively. The same design can also be seen on posters around town.

While some artists grapple with the line between political art and propaganda, Hurst dismisses the notion as less important than the end result.Ā
āYouāre trying to get something done at any cost,ā Hurst said. āThe younger candidates would bring energy, positivity, and inclusiveness to SLO. No one on council is evil; theyāre disconnected.āĀ
New Times Arts Edtior Ryah Cooley and the rest of the Sun staff may relocate to Canada depending on how Nov. 8 goes. Send comments to rcooley@newtimesslo.com.
This article appears in Sep 29 – Oct 6, 2016.

