Iād almost rather pay for a wedding than vote in the primary election. I might not be the only person who feels that way. There isnāt a lot of exciting stuff on the ballot. The choices are almost predetermined.Ā But, hey, at least no one is running unopposed!Ā Youāve got incumbent conservative 4th District Santa […]
Canary
The bond and the baby
What can I say about Proposition 1?Ā Itās hard to know how to voteāunless youāre adamantly against the state taking out a $6.4 billion bond to build more places where people can get mental health care and substance abuse treatment and more housing for people with health and substance abuse challenges.Ā Sounds like a problem […]
What a racket!
Tennis players and pickleball players are frenemies who simply cannot share a courtāand the battle over volleying space is getting tense in Solvang.Ā Hans Christian Andersen Park hosts the cityās only two pickleball courts but theyāre on the verge of closure with cracking and drainage issues.Ā āThe current courts are getting to the point where […]
Projection rejection
Waterās a hot commodity in the Cuyama Valley. So when someone says the word ādrill,ā peopleās ears perk up.Ā This time around, itās not water theyāre looking to store in āfrost pondsā on Harvard Universityās North Fork Vineyard property in Cuyama. Theyāre looking for oil. West Bay Exploration Co. wants to drill a probing solitary […]
Grassroots, shmassroots
As if the campaign for Santa Barbara Countyās 3rd District supervisor wasnāt already a little weirdāwith Frank Troise holding his own candidacy hostage by threatening the other two candidates to agree to his budget terms or else heāll continue runningāthe raceās finance filings are weirder still.Ā Lompoc Mayor Jenelle Osborne, who surprised everyone with her […]
Rule the roost
Breeding flocks need one rooster for every 10 hens to be successful.Ā You know, fertile eggs, baby! As in eggs that can produce little chickee chicks. With Santa Barbara Countyās new rooster regulations, you canāt really breed a flock of more than 10 hens on less than 1 acre, 20 chickens on 2 to 5 […]
Saddle up
Weāve finally got some races on our hands for the Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors! Not one supervisor whoās up for reelection is running unopposed in the March primary. Huzzah!Ā Great! What do we have for quality candidates? Mm. That oneās a bit tough to discern.Ā Restaurateur and Carpinteria City Councilmember Roy Lee is […]
Cuckooās nest
When the rooster crows, it gets kicked out of a Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors meeting!Ā On Jan. 9, during a hearing about future rooster regulations, the cacophony was a little too loud, upsetting the delicate balance of debating deeply held convictions with decorum. Instead of simply enjoying the peaceful boredom of facilitating discussion […]
Sleight of hand
Oceano is hoping for a brand new 2024.Ā The little town in southern San Luis Obispo County is hoping that its Community Services District will finally pull itself together, that the governing board will do more than bicker, and that its new leaders will move forward into a more civil era of policymaking.Ā I wouldnāt […]
For the birds!
We sure did a lot of fighting this year! Maybe it was all that rain in January and March, filling up Northern Santa Barbara Countyās streets with mud and debris, causing our reservoirs to spill over, and leaving us with repair needsāsome of which have yet to be fixed.Ā It made us grumpy for the […]
More is more
The lack of mental health help in North Santa Barbara County isnāt a new issue. It comes up repeatedly. We donāt have enough inpatient beds for involuntary or voluntary mental health holds. We need more outpatient facilities. If you need emergency help, head to Marian Regional Medical Centerās emergency room and plan to wait a […]
Good news, bad news
Great news, everyone!Ā Santa Barbara Countyās farmworker resource pilot program is a success!Ā Why? Well, according to a Dec. 14 presentation, it connected with more than 3,500 farmworkers from July to Novemberāhelping them fill out forms for CalFresh and Medi-Cal, get school supplies, and learn financial literacy.Ā āThis could now be the model for the […]

