Anyone who thought that Guadalupeās downtown was finally going to be home to construction activities on the Royal Theater revamp needs to wait just a little bit longer. After breaking ground in early December, the project hit another snag. The city needs Santa Barbara County Air Pollution Control District [APCD] approval to move forward with […]
The Canary
The squeaky wheel
It seems like the Santa Barbara County Sheriffās Office is working to course correct when it comes to the number of outstanding arrest warrantsāsomething 5th District Supervisor Steve Lavagnino has been asking for. After he expressed concerns about the issue during a Northern Branch Jail expansion discussion in Aprilāwhich will cost $165 million, by the […]
Judge Jim
Are unpermitted food vendors actually a problem in Santa Barbara County or has the beef against one stall in Santa Ynez become the loud squeaky Karen thatās garnered all of 3rd District Supervisor Joan Hartmannās attention? Sheās made allegations about human trafficking tied to roadside vendors in the county. Sheās made it sound like theyāre […]
Cultural progress
Guadalupeās making progress, yāall! Itās one step closer to hosting a local farmers market and to reinvigorating its downtown with the Royal Theater renovation. Wow. Itās like hard work and patienceāa lot of patienceāpay off! And that patience needs to continue to stretch, because the theater hasnāt quite raised all the money it needs to […]
Bridge to nowhere good
I wonder how former Lompoc City Councilmember Gilda Aiello is taking the news about the guy who took her seat on the dais at the end of 2024. Remember what happened? She decided not to run for reelection due to āa few unfair attacks brought on me by a group of individuals who wanted to […]
The middleman
While warm-blooded American patriots were enjoying their weekends like warm-blooded patriots, Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) was out doing the work of the people: arresting rapists, pedophiles, and murderers (and I assume, good people, too)āaccording to a U.S. Department of Homeland Security press release you can find right on its website! Direct-to-the-people news, direct from […]
Rhetoric or reality?
The thin ice that Sable Offshore Corporation skates by on just keeps getting thinner. Ramming this overly aggressive push to get oil flowing through its pipelines down Californiaās throat isnāt really helping the Texas-based companyās case. And a reliable Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors oil vote switched sides because of Sableās seemingly never-ending chain […]
Conflicting interests
The Santa Barbara County Sheriffās Officeās contract with a rental car company for its law enforcement vehicle fleet gives a whole new meaning to the companyās slogan: āEnterprise. Weāll pick you upā ⦠in handcuffs. Since 2021, the Sheriffās Office has rented its fleet from Enterprise at a cost of $3 million with an additional […]
Slippery slope
What brought us here? A tit-for-tat escalation of actions that we all agree are badāand yet weāre doing it anyway. It started in the Texas Legislature, whichāafter a show of resistance from state Democrats (who ran away so there wouldnāt be enough legislators to vote)āvoted in August to redistrict its congressional districts mid-decade to add […]
Political microcosm
Who knew an oil pipeline in little olā Santa Barbara County could be on the national political radar? The Trump administration is weighing in on Sable Offshore Corporationās battle to get the Santa Ynez Unit, its affiliated offshore oil rigs, and a corroded pipeline up and running. On Xāformerly known as Twitterāno less. Actually, itās […]
Color and whimsy
A fairy-tale Danish āvillageā has Solvangās policy preferences all twisted up. Nine cottage-style hotel units went a little off-script during the construction process, and Solvang put a stop to developer Ed St. Georgeās dreams. Apparently, he got a little too slap-happy with the half-timbers for the cityās liking. Too much wood! St. George didnāt take […]
Whac-a-Mole?
Maybe people can learn from their mistakes. Thatās the impression Iām getting from Santa Barbara Countyās recent encampment cleanups in both the Santa Maria and Santa Ynez riverbeds. Both have had their fair share of repeated efforts to clear out the trash, tents, and makeshift living structures that accumulate in the riverbeds over time thanks […]

