The Canary

I hope you all had a Merry MAGA Christmas! And a Happy Trump New Year! And after last week’s mess at the U.S. Capitol where five people died, and another extremely “unprecedented” thing happened, I’m thinking about flying south for more than just the winter. Are we really “surprised”? And did we really need U.S. […]

Santa Barbara County Sheriff Bill Brown dropped some jaws on Dec. 1 when he pronounced that most serious violent crimes were up by 10 percent during the COVID-19 pandemic. Since March, reports of forcible rape were up by 14 percent, robberies by 30 percent, and arson by 41 percent, he told the county Board of […]

As our cases climb and our ICUs fill, I wonder if our elected officials are still oozing with desire to be separated from the Southern California region on the state’s regional COVID-19 map for stay-at-home orders.  Because either way, it looks like Santa Barbara County hospitals are heading for a showdown with the pandemic. Cottage […]

By now Santa’s long finished with making and double-checking his naughty and nice list, and though the Big Guy and I go way back, I don’t have access to those confidential papers. So, I’m making my own list. The not-nice list. Complete with North County’s naughtiest naysayers and nincompoops. This biggest bad boy isn’t confined […]

How would you like to be laughed at by a sitting Santa Barbara County supervisor? No, not in private, silly. In the middle of a public meeting. Sounds awesome, right? Wrong. Santa Barbara County Public Health Officer Dr. Henning Ansorg certainly didn’t like it when 4th District Supervisor Peter Adam laughed at him on Dec. […]

 I guess now’s the time for the Central Coast to really come into its own. While Northern Californians like Gov. Gavin Newsom obviously think Santa Barbara and SLO counties are so SoCal, rebellion is brewing.  All thanks to the most recent iteration of California’s last-minute COVID-19 guidelines. While the state was split into counties for […]

Nothing like kicking a man when he’s down. Solvang Mayor Ryan Toussaint reveled in it on Nov. 30, verbally chastising recalled City Councilmember Chris Djernaes at a special meeting meant to accept the vote to kick the dude out of office.  Nearly 90 percent of Solvang residents who voted in the November election, opted to […]

It’s “pretty obvious what went on in this election,” according to Matt Walker, who made that comment on a Facebook post from local shock jock and resident right-wing conspiracy theorist Andy Caldwell, who lost to U.S. Rep. Salud Carbajal (D-Santa Barbara) and is now insinuating voter fraud on the Central Coast.  “I think it stinks […]

Jubilation, despondence, and chaos. That’s where America is living right now. Some are looking forward to a brighter future. Some are struggling to hold onto the past. And me, I’m feeling a little hopeless.  You don’t really need to look much farther than Stowell Road in Santa Maria to see where the good ol’ U.S. […]

It’s Election Day 2020. I’m swinging in my cage, pecking away at the keyboard as I anxiously await the results that you can’t read in this week’s paper. Why? Well, it’s our press schedule, you see. We hit the printer before the results get announced.  I’m no prognosticator, but I think it’s going to be […]

How mainstream are internet conspiracy theories, you ask? Well, OK, you didn’t ask, but if you’re a member of the Solvang City Council, one such conspiracy theory was an agendized part of your Oct. 27 meeting.  A 36-page presentation put together by Solvang resident, avid internet researcher, and anti-5G activist Michael Mendizza was included in […]