In the Channel Islands National Marine Sanctuary alone there are more than 150 documented shipwrecks. Of those, only 30 have been located and surveyed. Robert Schwemmer’s job is to go find the rest of them. As cultural resources coordinator for the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration, Schwemmer is equal parts historian, detective, and wreck diver. […]
Nicholas Walter
Union banners finally come down
Nine months. Most people recognize it as the time it takes to have a baby. In Greg Steinberger’s case, nine months was how long it took for his baby—Doc’s Bernstein’s Ice Cream Lab—to finally be rid of the banner that had been haunting it from across the street since October. The “bannering” campaign, headed by […]
Privacy or policing?
A new ordinance recently passed by the Santa Maria City Council has stirred some not-so-good feelings among the city’s business owners. On Aug. 3, the City Council voted 3-2 to approve a “good neighbor” ordinance aimed at making it easier for law enforcement to issue public disturbance citations to businesses and groups that hold large […]
Dive chic
The August issue of Playboy listed the top 15 dive bars in the country. No. 6 on that list? Jasper’s in Lompoc. The little town best known for its historic flower industry is now standing proudly with the likes of New Orleans, Boston, New York, and San Francisco. The first time owner Mickey Sarkin heard […]
To arrow is human
We’ve all seen Robin Hood split the arrow, but how many people have actually done that in real life? Thom Chamberlain has. Seven times. Thom and his wife, Lori, run TLC Archery in Buellton. At their shop and target range, experienced archers and first-timers alike come to learn about one of the world’s oldest martial […]
Judgment day
Most people try to avoid standing before a judge in court, but Dennis Apel’s been hoping to get in front of one for a while now. Apel, along with Father Steve Kelly and McGregor Eddy, are no strangers to being arrested. The three of them have been arrested numerous times while protesting in front of […]
Seeds of hope
It was easy to be overwhelmed. The ocean of color stretched literally to the horizon: purples, whites, reds, yellows, pinks—some in solid swaths, others jumbled together in a firework display. People came from all over the world to see the flower fields of Lompoc. Today, people still come, but they have to search a bit […]
Not quite ‘safe and sane’
“John” leans toward the tube with a lighter. Flick, flick, flick. Nothing. “This is why we use punks,” he mutters under his breath. After the sixth or seventh try, the fuse lights and John comes sprinting back across the street with a maniacal grin on his face. With a not-so-muffled thump, the shell shoots upward. […]
Santa Ynez Valley Humane Society bites back
On June 19, former volunteers of the Santa Ynez Valley Humane Society held a protest rally in Buellton to voice their concerns with shelter staff, the shelter’s euthanization policy, the discontinuation of the dog volunteer program, and how the shelter’s run in general. In a statement detailing the shelter’s response, Laurie Owens, the president of […]
A tale of two volunteers
Some people held signs, some held their pets, some held both. Some were dressed as pets holding signs, one was locked in a cage next to a sign that read: “Walk me, don’t cage me.” Cars honked, people cheered—quite a bit of commotion for a Saturday morning in Buellton. A protest rally against the Santa […]
They screamed for ice cream, but nobody was home
On June 2, Central Coast residents and business owners gathered outside Doc Burnstein’s Ice Cream Lab in the village of Arroyo Grande to show their support of owner Greg Steinberg in a counter-protest against a union’s ongoing “bannering” of the business. The group of more than 100 people then marched several blocks to stand outside […]
Ride the wind
You’ve probably seen them on windy days up and down the coast, when the sky is filled with colorful kites pulling riders across the wave tops. Kiteboarding has been around since 1996, when the first inflatable kite was invented. Since then, the sport has spread far and wide, from the balmy waters of the Caribbean […]

