FITTY: Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson stars as Easy Day, a new member of a group of mercenaries who go on impossible missions, in Expend4bles, the fourth installment of the Expendables franchise, screening in local theaters. Credit: Courtesy photo by Yana Blajeva/Lionsgate

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What’s it rated? R

When? 2023

Where’s it showing? Regal Edwards RPX Santa Maria, Movies Lompoc, Fair Oaks Arroyo Grande, Regal Edwards Arroyo Grande

Scott Waugh (Act of Valor, Need for Speed) directs this fourth installment in the Expendables franchise, a series of comedic action flicks about a group of mercenaries. Its gimmick has been to blend aging and up-and-coming action stars.

This time around, they’re tasked with stopping a terrorist organization headed by Suarto Rahmat (Iko Uwais), who’s trying to set off a nuclear weapon that will start a war between the U.S. and Russia. Sylvester Stallone returns as Barney Ross, team leader; Jason Statham as second in command Lee Christmas; Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson as new member Easy Day; Megan Fox as Gina, a CIA agent and Lee’s girlfriend; and Andy Garcia as CIA Agent Marsh. 

As you might expect, it’s colossally dumb, with a timeline that makes zero sense. It opens in Libya with a takeover of a chemical plant that’s still going on despite a side plot to retrieve Barney’s skull ring from a bar, assemble the team, and fly overseas. I spent most of the film distracted by Fox’s lip filler and repeated references to Randy Couture’s cauliflower ear. Halfway through, my wife tuned out and listened to a podcast. I sat through every cringy, uninspired moment. (103 min.)

—Glen Starkey

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