Ed. note: Ashley Schwellenbach, managing editor of the Sunās sister paper, New Times, frequently contributes to this paper (mostly behind the scenes for stuff like the Holiday Guide and the like), so we wanted to show you what she does when sheās not writing about clam poachers.
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Schwellenbach admits sheās going for something of a niche market with her new young adult fantasy novel Scourge of the Righteous Haddock. Emily Nevin Cann Bell lives at a remote boarding school for orphaned girls, where, unbeknownst to the wards, the things they write during class influence the world in unpredictable ways. The girls remain oblivious to this phenomenon until Damacias, leader of the Brotherhood of the Righteous Haddock, accuses the students of witchcraft. Schwellenbach, who will celebrate with a book release party on Friday, Aug. 30, took some time to talk about wasabi baptisms, Ayn Rand, religious zealotry, and literatureās great orphans.
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NEW TIMES What was the initial idea or inspiration for this project?
ASHLEY SCHWELLENBACH The initial idea was literally a girlsā school for orphans high in a mountain pass, at which the students would write, and what they wrote would dictate what happened in the world. And I knew from the moment I had that idea that the nemesis would be a religious institution or figure. So it was pretty much exactly what happened in the book. It wasnāt like an image or a phrase, it was literally the idea that became the book. The central conflict was the first thing that occurred to me.
NT With the orphan story, and the boarding school high in the mountains, one thinks immediately of Harry Potter. Was that a conscious thing?
AS I did that very deliberately. Thereās a couple points in the book where one of the girls says something about being an orphan: āOh, who would want to write about an orphan?ā And thatās a very deliberate joke, because long before Harry Potter there was a lengthy tradition of orphan protagonists. I would contend that Jane Eyre was kind of more the orphan inspiration, you have the strong female character who is ridiculously intelligent and has a very rich interior life, and obviously religion played a significant role in that book, too.
NT What do you think we love about orphans in literature?
AS The central idea for childrenās literature is you have to get away from your parents in order to have an adventure. I mean, thatās the idea of Where the Wild Things Are. Peter Pan. Alice in Wonderland. You have to get away from them! How better to get away from your parents than to have them permanently gone?

NT Who would you say was your most difficult adult character to write?
AS I think Damacias, my bad guy. I had fun with him, but I was very concerned that he might be just this bloodthirsty villain, just this unredeemable person for whom all the flaws of the entire universe are just dumped on his shoulders. I think itās so simplistic to say, āWhen this person is gone, our world will be perfect.ā I wanted to make the point that itās not a perfect world by any means. Bad things still happen within this world. Damacias doesnāt introduce the bad things. I mostly wanted him to be someone who represented extremism, and in this case religious extremism.
NT Is the Damacias character modeled on a particular person?
AS He truly was not. Maybe Iām more quick to label someone an extremist than most people would be, but I believe that any time your beliefs cause you to malign a demographic of people, whether by race, gender, sexual orientationāI believe once you do that you are an extremist. And so I feel, honestly, like if anything, it wasnāt anyone I knew, it was mostly a lot of politicians. It was the type of personality who would build up a cult.
NT The condiment baptisms are an interesting initiation rite. How did that come to you?
AS That came to me pretty quickly. One of the things I wanted to do was play with the notion of a man-mandated expression of religion, versus something mandated by āGod,ā and I am saying that with quotes. I just think a lot of the things people do to express their faith, they come across as kind of silly. And I wanted to play that up. And I donāt think theyāre silly because theyāre an expression of faith; I actually think that faith is very important for people. But saying āGod told me to do thisā is silly, because, Iām sorry, God told you to dunk yourself in water? Instead, say, āI think this is a good way of expressing my faith.ā Because, whatās the difference between God telling you to dunk yourself in water and God telling you to dunk yourself in ketchup?
NT And really, dousing yourself in mustard is not as extreme as physically hurting yourself in the name of God, which some people do.
AS Thatās part of the reason I wanted it to be potentially painful too. That notion of, I have to show God that I respect, believe in, value him, so I have to hurt myself. That always struck me as so terribly barbaric: You want to believe in a god who wants you to hurt yourself? But thatās why I wanted some of the condimentsāTabasco, wasabiāI wanted there to be the potential for pain there.
NT Thereās such judgment there as well. Itās like, āThese holy men baptized themselves in wasabi, but itās perfectly fine to wash yourself in honey ⦠if youāre only a casual believer.ā
AS Itās that notion that, āIām faithier than you.ā You canāt look into a personās mind or heart. You canāt know what they truly believe, or how much.
NT During the first baptism, you have the character of Simon, who is skeptical. He doesnāt believe in any of it, but heās a bit more political in the reasons he follows Damacias. But then it seems that after the baptism, heās overcome with this rapturous joy in the midst of the believers. Were you modeling that on your own experiences in the church?

AS Absolutely. I was a Christian until I was 16. I went to Christian schools. I went to church. And I remember feelingāupon reflection, it was as much the ecstasy of having other people gathering together doing the same thing. You get the same swells of emotion. And I didnāt want to be just looking down on the people who follow Damacias. I wanted to make it clear that I understood; I wanted to be sympathetic. And I wanted to show how someone could go from not believing to suddenly feeling caught up in something. I was trying do everything very respectfully and thoughtfully, but I was hoping that even if someone disagrees with the book, it can be a dialogue and not a fight.
NT I also wanted to ask about the referential names of the girls in the orphanageāEmily, Beatrix, Ayn, etc. Ayn especially, because you donāt particularly like her namesake, Ayn Rand, but you tried to give your Ayn a little bit of humanity.
AS As I was writing her at first, I thought she was going to be this batshit crazy girl, storming through the halls, psychotically babbling her, what I consider, rather inhumane theories. However, as I started thinking about it, when I think of Ayn Rand, to me her defining characteristic is passion. I think sheās crazy and I donāt actually enjoy reading her, however, I have to respect that sheās a strong figure. I think the character itself shows how kind of ambivalent I am about Ayn Rand. I think thatās why sheās a strange character that may turn out to be more of a scene-stealer than I originally thought.
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Anna Weltner is arts editor of the Sunās sister paper, New Times, andāis that a little tangy barbecue sauce behind her ear? Contact her at aweltner@newtimesslo.com.
This article appears in Aug 22-29, 2013.

