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Should Neverland be elevated to Graceland status?

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. MJ was a god.
Yeah. It could boost the local economy via tourism.
Nah. He was cool, but he was no Elvis.
No. No, no, no, no, no. MJ was evil.

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The short and the short of it

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The short and the short of it

BY RYAN MILLER

Each year, hundreds of writers from around the Central Coast, state, country, and world roll up their sleeves and start writing. They click on keyboards. They scratch pens on paper. They hammer away at typewriters. Then, they submit their tiny literary endeavors to the annual 55 Fiction contest, started years ago by founder Steve Moss at New Times in San Luis ... [ Read More ]

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Commentary: Cor blimy! I'm married to a Brit!
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City of Santa Maria opens valley's first regional open space park

BY AMY ASMAN

Northern Santa Barbara County residents, grab your hiking boots and pack a picnic lunch: You now have access to Los Flores Ranch Park, an almost 2,000-acre open space are...

Santa Barbara supervisors go solar

BY NICHOLAS WALTER

Santa Barbara County residents will have an easier time harnessing the power of the sun thanks to new initiatives from the county Board of Supervisors. The board recently v...

Minuteman III soars without a hitch

BY AMY ASMAN

On June 29, Vandenberg Air Force Base successfully launched an unarmed Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missile. The launch was an operational test to verify the weapo...

Local nonprofit offers bill-paying assistance

BY AMY ASMAN

Need help paying your bills? On July 16 and 30, the Community Action Commission’s Santa Maria office will hold a special event for qualified low-income families living i...

Bookworms, beware

BY ED CONNOLLY

Don’t think what you read is your own private business, because it’s not: The FBI, without any judicial review, can take your library records and gag librarians fr...

Marian exceeds patients' expectations

BY AMY ASMAN

In a surprise win, Marian Medical Center was recently named an Exceeding Patient Expectations Award winner by Avatar International Inc., a leading healthcare research and cons...

Helping hand

BY AMY ASMAN

Mirroring a parable straight out of the Good Book, the Santa Barbara Foundation has awarded a $20,000 grant to Santa Maria’s Good Samaritan Services Inc. The mon...

Hobnobbing with Helen

BY HELEN ANN THOMAS

The Women’s Fund of Northern Santa Barbara County, a collaborative female philanthropy group, held its second annual Presentation Reception from 3 to 5 p.m. on June...

Community Notebook 7-2

TUESDAY, JULY 7 • The Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors has its regular meeting at 9 a.m. in the Board of Supervisors Hearing Room, 105 E. Anapamu St., Santa Bar...

Political Watch 7-2

• In an effort to improve children’s access to quality primary health services, Congresswoman Lois Capps (D-California), along with Congresswoman Shelley Moore Capi...

Commentary

Cor blimy! I'm married to a Brit!

BY ARIEL WATERMAN

The Fourth of July has special significance at my house. That’s because I am married to an English gentleman who, although he arrived in the United States in the 19...

Sports

The Bleacher Bum Chronicles, Vol. 2

BY THE BLEACHER BUM

Summer is officially here—the beaches are packed with tourists and college kids on break, the weather is heating up like a secret Argentinean tryst, and the Boys of...

Ginger

BY JEREMY THOMAS

Some athletes strive for glory. Others perform for the pride. Ginger does it all for the doggie biscuits. The 12-year-old silky terrier, also known as “Sparkie,&...

School Scene

Local Women for Agriculture chapter supports future aggies

BY AMY ASMAN

The Santa Maria chapter of California Women for Agriculture celebrated agriculture in education on June 24 during its annual scholarship banquet. This year, the chapter a...

Learn from afar through classes at Allan Hancock College

BY AMY ASMAN

Want to go to college but can’t make it to campus? This fall, Allan Hancock College will offer 178 distance learning classes, all taught over the Internet, or using vide...

Canary

Behold, the writing talents of a small bird

Well, it happened again. None of my entries into the annual 55 Fiction contest were selected as winners. I’d take it incredibly personally, but I entered under about a d...

Street Talk

Should Neverland be made into a museum like Graceland?

Nolan Kruse Dillian F. Shaun Neer Sena Leon

Arts

Abstract thoughts

BY SHELLY CONE

A walk through the C Gallery in Los Alamos these days is a journey through twisted metal and glass. It’s a study of sharp edges, steely reflections, and cold, hard ...

Speaking Greek

BY SHELLY CONE

His music has given gravity to daytime dramas, triumph to Olympic athletes, and joy to Miss Universe pageant contestants. On July 10, Chris Spheeris’ music will giv...

Do your civic duty on stage

BY SHELLY CONE

Santa Maria Civic Theatre will soon be holding auditions for the first play of its 2009-2010 season: the wild farce Love, Sex, and the I.R.S., written by Billy Van Zandt and J...

Once upon a time in Santa Maria ...

BY SHELLY CONE

The Santa Maria Civic Theatre’s 2009 Summer Fairy Tales productions are The Wizard of Oz and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, directed by Johannes S. Beals. The performa...

Gallery seeks volunteers

BY SHELLY CONE

The Town Center Gallery has announced its grand opening reception, set for 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. on July 17 at the gallery’s new location, 321 Town Center West B-6. Regular ...

Film

Less than meets the eye

It’s the sequel to the movie based on a cartoon based on a toy line! For the uninitiated, Transformers are living alien robots who hide in plain sight on Earth in the fo...

Eats

Patriotic bounty

BY K. REKA BADGER

Every year, we celebrate our nation’s birthday with hot dogs, hamburgers, barbecued tri-tip, and potatoes prepared a half-dozen different ways. This Fourth of July,...

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Home grown art

The artists featured in the Santa Maria Public Library’s current exhibit, The World of Aquamedia and 3-D Art, are all locals who have the gift for creativity. John Card,...

Celebrate in the park

The Santa Maria Valley Republican Club and the Lincoln Club of Santa Maria join forces to bring a down-home American celebration to Pioneer Park in Orcutt. The festivities wil...

Fun for the kids

Angela Lloyd is the much-hailed singer and storyteller whose wild stories and wonderfully fun songs have earned her a comparison with Maria Von Trapp, Mary Poppins, and Tinker...