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What’s your kryptonite?

Jennifer Olmsted on maternity leave “Since I’m nine months pregnant, my belly has been my kryptonite for the past four months.” Kevin Hunt clerk “Soda, because I can’t stop drinking it.” Randall Simpson II delivery driver “My son, Randall III.” Gary Shaw tax preparer “Work, when I’d rather ride my bike or play my harmonica.”

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Political Watch 07.29

Vendors doing business with the state of California—but who haven’t been paid yet because of the lack of a state budget—can now request an extension to file sales, use tax returns, and make tax payments, the California State Board of Equalization announced earlier this month. Businesses must make an extension request in writing and mail […]

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Community Notebook 07.29

TUESDAY, AUG. 3 • The Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors has its regular meeting at 9 a.m. in the Board of Supervisors Hearing Room, 105 E. Anapamu St., Santa Barbara. Agendas are available at santabarbara.legistar.com/Calendar.aspx#current.   • The Vandenberg Village Community Services District has its regular board meeting at 7 p.m. in the District […]

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Hobnobbing With Helen

Such excitement! The long-awaited groundbreaking ceremony for the Santa Maria Valley Humane Society’s new, $3 million animal care facility occurred on Thursday morning, July 22, on Stowell Road. Humane Society board president Bo Cudd shouted “Yes!” and gave an emphatic thumb’s up to the onlooking crowd after she, Pam Goble (Humane Society board secretary), and […]

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D.A.R.E. to be Lazarus?

In Santa Maria, sixth graders usually don’t get much of a graduation ceremony to celebrate their move into the world of junior high school—a crueler place where there isn’t a playground. There’s long been one event, however, that many children looked forward to: their D.A.R.E. graduation at the Elk’s Lodge. The anti-drug program D.A.R.E., which […]

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Never, Neverland?

Forget Big Sur—how does Neverland Valley Ranch State Park sound? The fairytale-like former estate of deceased pop star Michael Jackson could join the long list of state-maintained wonders if a proposal now in the hands of a state legislator takes flight. Assemblyman Mike Davis (D-Los Angeles), who’s considering presenting it in Sacramento, said the idea […]

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Two years of achievement

It’s hard to find a job these days. Add a disability to that challenge, and the search for work can be even more difficult. The Achievement House of Santa Maria is celebrating its two-year anniversary of providing training and employment opportunities to disabled locals. Over the past two years, the Achievement House has grown substantially. […]

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Clubs & Meetings

4-H welcomes anyone interested in the group to sign up now. Find a nearby club by contacting the Santa Barbara County 4-H Office at 692-1730 or zmhughes@ucdavis.edu. ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS for men meets in San Luis Obispo and Grover Beach. Men interested in attending may contact representatives: 550-6718 or not_moses@fastmail.fm. ALL-AMERICAN QUILTERS’ GUILD meets […]

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Spiritual

PEACE LUTHERAN CHURCH is located at 1000 W. Ocean Ave., Lompoc. “Jazz Devine” presents a new jazz worship service on July 11 at 6 p.m. at the church. Info: 735-3769 or ghmoran@yahoo.com. BAHA’I interfaith worship services are the second Sunday of each month. Info: 489-4172. Children’s classes are the first Saturday of each month. Info: […]

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Farmer’s Markets

SANTA MARIA 100 S. Broadway at Main, Wednesdays, from 12:30 to 4:30 p.m. Features local beekeepers’ honey and bee pollen, breads and pastries, plants and flower bouquets, fresh fruits and vegetables.   ORCUTT Corner of Clark and Bradley, Tuesdays, from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Fresh honey, flowers, and eggs, along with fresh fruits and […]

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Barbecues

ONGOING   FILIPINO COMMUNITY OF SANTA MARIA VALLEY barbecues Filipino food at the Smart and Final parking lot, N. Broadway on Saturdays and Sundays. Menu items include tri-tip, chicken, beef kabobs, chicken adobo, salad, rice, and bread. Meals cost $6. Info: 922-3422 or 922-3799. FILIPINO CATHOLIC SOCIETY, under the direction of St. Mary’s Church and […]

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Health

THE ARTHRITIS FOUNDATION presents an “Exercise Program” for those fifty years and older Tuesdays and Thursdays from 10 to 11 a.m. through Aug. 20 at the Pismo Beach Veterans Hall, 780 Bello St., Pismo Beach. Info: 773-7063 or tbeecher@pismobeach.org. THE GLOBAL ALLIANCE FOR BALANCE AND HEALING offers free energy balancing sessions from 11 a.m. to […]

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