How many lawsuits does it take to stop Sable Offshore Corporation? At least two: One from the Environmental Defense Center and one from the Center for Biological Diversity. Well, two and a restraining order requestāand even then, Sable continues its march to open the oil tap.Ā Both were filed in response to the Office of […]
Canary
Rainbows galore
Pride is upon us. Itās here. And Iām ready to flap my wings and tweet and twitter in celebration of the LGBTQ-plus community during their month, June!Ā Iām curious what will happen at the Santa Maria City Council meeting tonightāJune 3āas proclaiming Pride Month in June is on the agenda. Will the emboldened haters out […]
Eat, prey, love
Even as a fully fledged bird, I need a mother every now and again. Sometimes I miss the comfort of a sheltering wing; sometimes I just need to be reminded of whatās right and whatās wrong. But needing someone to fill that mama-shaped hole in my heart is no excuse for going all cuckoo on […]
Testy and zesty
Things got a little testy at a recent Guadalupe City Council meeting.Ā Any guesses as to the topic du jour?Ā Ding, ding, ding! Yes. It was the Royal Theater renovation projectāyou know the one, with grant issues, cost issues, redesign controversy, and the failed potential ballot initiative idea. Residents have complained multiple times about the […]
Shady baby
Richards Ranch sure has a bee in its bonnet about 4th District Santa Barbara County Supervisor Bob Nelson.Ā For the third meeting in a row, the developmentās attorney, Beth Collins, has accused the county and Nelson of doing shady things in processing the two concurrent applications for the same projectāone that aims to annex 58 […]
Money trumps quails
What can I say about quails? Theyāre kind of cute, especially the babies. They canāt fly like I can, but they are native to California. You can attract them into your yard by sprinkling the right food around and providing them with some thick shrubbery for cover. Which is cool, unless you live in Solvangās […]
Triggered
Should transgender students be able to use the bathrooms and locker rooms that align with their gender identities? Should trans women be able to compete in womenās athletics?Ā These are complicated questions that we have been struggling to navigate and answer over the past several years, and weāve made progress and gained a more complete […]
Rules to develop by
Buelltonās about to get one of the only art deco Arcoās in the United States.Ā After seven long years of fighting the city over its Avenue of Flags design requirements, Arco gave in!Ā āI think you guys know me very well by now. Weāve been here many times,ā Alex Cuevas told the Planning Commission, which […]
Spanked for the audacity
Sable Offshore Corporation is heading for troubled watersāgiant waves that most of us could see from a few miles away. The California Coastal Commission is pissed at the oil company for work itās been doing to fix its old, janky pipeline that spilled oil all over Refugio Beach in 2015, work the company insists it […]
Vicious cycle
Iām so confused.Ā Why didnāt we build the Northern Branch Jail bigger the first time around? The original projectāoriginally set to cost $80 million in 2012 but ballooned to $120 million by the time it was finished in 2021ābuilt a jail with 376 beds and space for 32 medical and mental health beds. Now, just […]
The long haul
If you were a legal resident of the U.S.ānot a citizenāand had to choose between flying a drone over Vandenberg Space Force Base or being a pro-Palestinian protester on a college campus, which would you choose? One is illegal and the other riles up the delicate sensibilities of the Trump administration but is legal under […]
Nasal navigator
Sniff, sniff.Ā Do you smell that? Of course not. You need a Nasal Ranger to really get a good whiff of odorific cannabis. I donāt mean to make light of the plight of Carpinteriaās cannabis-odor-plagued residents, but tying a Santa Barbara County ordinance to something you wear on your nose is simply too much.Ā Especially […]

