
Thereās something for everybody to love in Santa Maria Civic Theatreās latest production, the comedy Everybody Loves Opal, by John Patrick.
The title character (Clare Terrill) is an old eccentric who collects and sells junk. The action takes place in her dilapidated, isolated, old house, which sits next to a garbage dump.
The attention to detail in the set of her living room is astounding (design by Valerie Pallai and Don Schuettee). Strewn about the floor are various discarded treasures and bundles and bundles of newspapers. Thereās also chewed-on furniture, shelves lined with old-time cans and tins, and (most memorably) old teabags hanging on a clothesline strung across the wall. We can see that even more junk on the floor above is weighing down a sagging section of ceiling, held up by a single, crooked beam. Just by glancing around, we get to know Opalās character before she even steps onstage. When she does so, sheās wearing multiple coats and a hat that comes down so low it covers her face, and sheās hauling a little red wagon of assorted junk behind her. When puttering around the house, she wears a dirty old pair of overalls, and has a tendency to hum a meandering little tune, occasionally singing the word ādriftwood!ā Her only company is a cat named Mr. Tanner (played amusingly by what appears to be a Fur-Real Friend toy).
The plot arrives in the form of a trio of two-bit crooks: ditzy Gloria (Valerie Pallai), alcoholic intellectual Bradford (Erik Chavez), and sleazy ringleader Solomon (Michael Parsley). Gloria is reminiscent of a darker version of Ellen Greeneās character from Little Shop of Horrors. Pallai infuses lines like āTen thouuuuusand dolllllarsā with a great giddy greed. Chavezās Bradford has a bitter, biting wit thatās both hilarious and appropriately unsettling. And Parsley is just right as the boss who tries to keep them both under control.

Initially, all they want from Opal is to buy some used bottles for their perfume bootlegging racket. However, they soon decide thereās more money to be made by insuring the elderly woman and then bumping her off. They rent a room in the house and await the opportunity to make an āaccidentā happen. Opal, meanwhile, remains blissfully unaware of her new āfriendsāā scheming. The play becomes a battle between Opalās optimism and their cynicism.
But the crooks arenāt the only ones driven up the wall by Opalās cheery disposition. Sheās visited by an uptight insurance doctor, played by Richard Dresp. In one of the showās funniest routines, he grows ever more exasperated as she relentlessly attempts to make him ācomfortableā and slips away from answering the exam questions to tell bizarre anecdotes. Dresp got so into his role, he actually began to grow red in the face.
āHave you ever been in a sanitarium or institution?ā he asks her.
āNo,ā she replies.
āAre you sure?ā he responds in disbelief.
Speaking of which, the plot occasionally requires some suspension of disbelief, and can get a tad repetitive, but the characters do undergo a transformation as the show goes on. Also, Terrillās Opalāwho is indeed lovableākeeps us interested. We donāt want any harm to come to her, so weāre constantly keeping an eye out for her. Among other unusual activities, Terrill (who is a very good sport) also gets wheeled all around the stage on a utility dolly.

Joseph Koltez appears as a police officer friend of Opalās, serving to raise the dramatic tension and further establish Opal as a sweet, caring character.
While itās easy to focus on the humorāfrom the silly to the macabreāthereās a more emotional side to the piece, too. Opalās back story has some dark patches, and her longing for companionship is touching. The crooks show their desperation and despair. Pallaiās Gloria has some particularly heartbreaking moments later on in the show.
The directorāSMCT regular Schuetteeāmanages to balance the different tones of the show smoothly. His production is brisk paced and continuously entertaining.
Pay Opal a visitābefore somebody does her in.
Note: The program lists alternate cast members for the roles of Solomon (Phil Epstien), Gloria (Gaye Thiel), and the pivotal main role of Opal (Nancy Kunishige). Presumably these performers take on the roles in some performances.
Brent Parker always manages to balance different tones of his story smoothly. He can be contacted through Arts Editor Shelly Cone atscone@santamariasun.com.
This article appears in May 5-12, 2010.

